What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what to call someone thats gay zak

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What can make you pee? Liquid

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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