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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

HURT

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Anti Joke

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