A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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