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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

cats are pussies

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer