MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Today is March 22.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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