An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Nuneaton..

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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