Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Poop

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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I am dyslexic

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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womens rights.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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