Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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