What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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