- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

"Knock knock." "No."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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