why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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