- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

men, men like men= men+bed

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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