- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why was the gay guy sad?

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

This statement is false.

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