- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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