Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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