Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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