Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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