- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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