- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Well, there's one way...

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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