- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What can make you pee? Liquid

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

VAL SUCKS

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Christianity

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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