Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Homonyms should be band.

The NBA and womens sports

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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