- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

this is not an anti joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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