- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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