- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents died!

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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