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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (: