Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Daym im romantic

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