- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How many fingers do most people have? 10

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Life

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

adam hodgson !

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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