- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

THE GAME.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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