- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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