- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Darude- Sandstorm

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

This one time at band camp music was played.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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