- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

say cheese

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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