What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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PENIS

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why? Why Not?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

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