- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

The Joke Below

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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