- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."