why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

These jokes don't have punchlines.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Vagina.

KONY 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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