What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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