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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

YOLO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

An Asian man fails a math test

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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