- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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