Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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