- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Bark I'm a tree

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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