A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Moral

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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You're a frog

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