So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Refrigerator

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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