A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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