A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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