Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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