A women's opinion.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Jews

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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a ab

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Obama.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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women's rights

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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