What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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I regret everything.....

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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