- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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