Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where's my tractor?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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