Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Where's my tractor?

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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