- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

whats 69+2? 71

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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