- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

This statement is false.

God. God.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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