- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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