- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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