Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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I once did something.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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