- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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