- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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