- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you suck

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

You

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

tommy is retared

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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