- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A black person walks out of KFC

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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