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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why is the ground wet It rained

An Asian man fails a math test

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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