The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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you gay?

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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