A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Your face is hilarious.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Your existance.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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