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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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