- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??