- Anti Joke

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.