- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's the deal with brown?

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Hi

Thats what she said

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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