Compton

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Davey Peterson.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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im at school

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Jellybeans

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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