A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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