- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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