why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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