Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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womens rights.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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