Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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