How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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The WNBA.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

guest what i love pancakes

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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