What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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