Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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the love boat

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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