if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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all jokes aside...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Anti Joke

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