What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

rocky is here again.......................

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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