- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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