- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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