- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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