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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Ken wins!

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Get on your knees Ho

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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