Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Anti Joke

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