I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Jake. Walsh.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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