One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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