- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Womens rights

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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