- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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