- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

He--Hey guys

Thats sweet, thank you then.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

no pun intended

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

a pornstar comes early to a party

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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