How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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