- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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