Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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