Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Hello

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Jellybeans

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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