What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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