Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Illumati Confirmed

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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