Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Bob Saget

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

A black man comes home from work.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

This is an anti joke

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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