- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Women's Rights

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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