Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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I have aids

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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