- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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