What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Illumati Confirmed

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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