- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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